Lacrosse Redux

After hearing what happened to Duke’s lacrosse team, I am reminded of a similar story from Rice last year.

Why is this what people do when they get to college? Plan parties, get wasted, and do really idiotic things. Lack of supervision and first taste of freedom aside, is this really fun? It doesn’t sound like fun. Watching a friend struggle through the day with an overwhelming hangover doesn’t look like fun. Suing the University to graduate doesn’t look like fun.

I guess someone could say the same things about my college career. Sitting on the Parking Committee doesn’t sound like fun. Being one of the only sober people at a party of 1800 people doesn’t look like fun. Getting yelled at by the University President after criticizing his administration’s decision making doesn’t look like fun either.

Diff’rent strokes for diff’rent folks, I guess.

Edit: It appears that there is more to this story than I originally found out. Not only was the victim black and the team white, there are also third-party police reports of racial epithets being shouted. It seems there are motives beyond just “having fun.” Absolutely disgusting.

Edit 2: (March 25, 2007) The story that won’t die. The SuperSpade has an excellent breakdown of the whole “Duke Rape Case”. Apparently the whole thing is almost over. The prosecutor may have committed prosecutorial misconduct, the victim and her friend have been contradictory, the University is making some policy changes, and most of the athletes have moved on now that the indictments have been dropped. I still support my earlier statement that all of this is ridiculous, and it’s disgraceful for these teams to be sponsoring these events. Hiring strippers and tying underclassmen to trees and pouring alcohol down their throat does not sound like appropriate team behavior to me.

Posted by Jack Sat, 15 Apr 2006 13:13:00 GMT


Diploma Fiasco, Part II

I wrote a column for the Rice Thresher about the diploma screwup that ran (with minor modifications) against an official story.

“Congratulations on completing a rigorous, four-year education at an internationally renown University of the highest caliber. Please accept this plastic tube and enclosed poster. Next.”

In the time that I have been here nothing Rice has done has infuriated me as much as this latest insult. Instead of receiving our diplomas at Commencement, the University will present us with some inconsequential token until the real documents can be printed and mailed home six to eight weeks later, as though we had ordered x-ray vision goggles out of the back of a comic book.

They have offered a dozen different excuses for this, and they all vary depending on which administrator you talk to. I was told by one that it was a money issue. The next told me the money wasn’t a problem, but that the manpower required is too great and the logistics challenge is becoming insurmountable. The third said that the outcry from alumni who inadvertently destroyed their diplomas last year was the biggest factor.

It turns out that champagne is the number one cause of death for sheepskin diplomas. It is followed in a close second by “beach ball damage.” This, and this alone, is the primary reason we will not be receiving our diplomas this May 13. “About 30” of last year’s alums complained that they destroyed their diploma by spilling something on it, beating beach balls with it, or in transporting home. Let me just say that if you cannot be trusted to protect and cherish your diploma then you are not worthy of the honor it bestows. Perhaps the University should hold on to yours; they can keep it in the basement of the Allen Center, under glass, and you can visit it during business hours.

By mailing it home, the University is able to order the diplomas the Monday after Commencement. They figure they can save us the trouble of having to transport them by mailing them to our parents’ homes. What about those students (surely a sizable proportion) who will not be home eight weeks after graduation, and who do not yet know where they will be? How many students stay in the Houston area because of jobs, or go to some other city because of graduate school? Mailing the diplomas doesn’t save Rice any logistical or economic costs, and still places a transport burden on hundreds of graduates. Rice isn’t doing this for us - it’s doing it to be just like other schools. Schools smaller than Rice give out diplomas as Commencement, and schools much bigger than Rice do not. This university has a Napoleon complex about itself. It feels that it is a big university trapped in a small university’s body. Wrong. We are a small university, and we need to embrace it. We are not “on the cusp” of some divide between the tiny liberal arts colleges and the big 50,000-student state schools. We are a small, well-rounded university with a lot to offer. We should praise the fact that we take good care of our students (both graduate and undergraduate) instead of trying to be just like our older, bigger cousins on the coasts. I don’t care if other schools don’t give out diplomas at Commencement. We are not other schools, and we need to stop compulsively comparing ourselves to them. I did not come here because I wanted a Harvard-like education. I came because I wanted a Rice education.

This disaster was made possible because the administration does not foster communication with the students. Nobody in the Registrar’s office ever bothered to contact anyone besides the Student Association President when this decision was made last summer, and with all due respect to the outgoing administration, it did not accurately represent the 1200 graduates this year. The college presidents weren’t even asked to comment on the issue until after the point-of-no-return. This decision should have been made public at the first possible opportunity, not a month before graduation. Rice has done a lot of aggravating things that I can recall - dozens that I was personally witness to. However, this is a truly unforgivable error at the cost of our class. This affront will leave a bad taste in my mouth for the rest of my life. Development Office take note: don’t expect much from the Class of 2006. Perhaps I’ll just mail you a poster in six to eight weeks.

Jack Hardcastle, Wiess senior

Posted by Jack Sat, 01 Apr 2006 08:37:13 GMT


The Class that Rice Forgot

In breaking with a long-standing tradition of nearly a century, my class will be the first class not to receive our diplomas at Commencement. Instead, we will parade across the stage, shake President Leebron’s hand, and be given a blue plastic tube with a paper “poster” inside. They will then mail us our diplomas six to eight weeks later, like some QVC infomercial. Seamonkeys, instead of a life-affirming document.

Their reasons behind this are varied. We were told by Dean of Undergraduates Robin Forman (a.k.a. “The Eunuch”) that it was a money problem. We asked him who said that, and he told us Assistant to the President Mark Scheid ‘67. Scheid told us the money wasn’t an issue; it was the manpower necessary to roll the diplomas and collect the grades. He pointed us to head Registrar David Tenney ‘87, who told us the manpower was an issue, but a surmountable one. Turns out the real reason for the decision was too many alums complained last year that they spilled champagne on their freshly minted sheepskin diplomas. Read that again, because I’m sure you didn’t get it the first time.

If you do not have the wherewithal to safeguard your hard earned diploma after you’ve received a Rice education, then you do not deserve that hallowed honor. If you cannot safely handle your diploma then perhaps the University shouldn’t give it to you, and should just keep it on file somewhere in the basement of the Allen Center where you can come look at it under glass when you want to. Don’t f*** it up for the rest of us just because you yourself are a f***up.

I’m tired of lying down on this. Call to Conversation, graduation announcements, diplomas. I’m going to cause a you-know-what storm. I’m tired of this, and I want the University to know just how angry I am because I want them to be deathly, deathly afraid of ever crossing a student like they’ve crossed me. I am beyond angry on this. I am livid. And soon, “Bron-Bron” will understand why.

Jack,

1:39AM? Actually I thought of you and Lisa as I was logging off at 12:20AM. Thank you for contacting me. I meant to get an e-mail out to the two of you on yesterday as an update to our conversation.

I enjoyed our meeting from a couple weeks ago. It again brought up for me the myriad of emotions that I have felt regarding this issue. I appreciated your candor, honesty and your offer to assist us, if that would be needed. Since our conversation I have talked again with others, most notably the diploma company. The reality of our situation now is that the company does not have enough time to print, proof and send us the diplomas in time for commencement. Our diploma order usually goes in on March 1st. In turns out that at the time that we spoke, it was already too late for the diploma company to guarantee delivery in time.

I realize that this is not what you wanted to hear. I understand your sentiment that Rice is a community, a small one, and the actual receipt of diplomas at commencement is (and has been) a special thing. In re-reviewing the data behind this decision, I do think that there are advantages for all with this change. But I recognize that there is a sense of loss as well, and this loss saddens me too.

Thank for your understanding.

–David Tenney

and my response…

David,

With all due respect, this is wholly unacceptable. This cannot ever happen to another class. The receipt of diplomas at graduation is not a “special” thing, it’s a necessary thing. Bigger schools get away with it because they treat their students like numbers and second class citizens for four years before graduation. I don’t think Rice should get in the habit of doing that. I’m not terribly interested in the “data” behind the decision. That will not put a sheepskin in my hand on May 13th. We were told that money’s not the issue, the manpower can be addressed, and less than a third of students have to get their diplomas reprinted because of “Honors” or damage. The Honors students are receiving just that, a great honor, and can stand to have their diplomas delayed – it’s worth it. The damaged diplomas come about from sheer lack of attention, and demonstrate an incalculable level of disrespect towards the culmination of a Rice education. Perhaps those students should have their second diploma kept under glass in the basement of the Allen Center where they can view it during business hours.

I mean you gentlemen no disrespect, but I believe this University has made a nearly unforgivable error at the expense of the Class of 2006 without ever asking for our input until it was truly too late. The College Presidents were not contacted until after March 1 when it was already too late, and the student body at large was never told about it at all.

Please let this letter serve as fair warning that I do not intend to let this issue die in my last 50 days here as a private citizen. This is a horrible, terrible outcome and I regret that it comes to this, but I do not want to see a single Junior even have to think about this problem next year. This is a no-brainer, folks.

Jack Hardcastle

Posted by Jack Thu, 23 Mar 2006 16:09:26 GMT


Unclear, and Wordy...

I’m in a very unusual mood today. Tired, and too-busy, and excited, and relieved all at once. The elections are over here at Wiess and my lame duck period has officially begun, but I’m still in office for almost a month, and I’m still going to be very busy this week. First and foremost, we have a jazz concert here at the College on Friday night, and I’m the defacto coordinator for the time being. That’s a pain in my rump. I didn’t get a whole lot of help running the election (except from Doward, who’s always amazing), and at times I feel like I just want to drop it all and let other people see how much slack there would be. Then I realize I’d cry while watching things fall apart, like Lisa keeps threatening to do.

Sketch of Dr. Bill Wilson

At least there’s this to keep me cheery. We’re throwing one hell of a going-away bash for Dr. Bill and the Kalbs. Check out the design for the shirt, sketched by Caitlin Topham, Wiess ‘06. It’s exactly what I had envisioned, and best of all she drew this based on a 50-pixel tall blowup from my camera phone, where Dr. Bill was just standing in the background.

So much to do tomorrow, and so little desire to do it. But such is life.

Posted by Jack Wed, 01 Mar 2006 07:53:00 GMT


Cops on Campus

I wrote a column for the Rice Thresher that will be run in a shorter, letter form instead. Click through to read the full column.

If I understand the circumstances regarding last week’s incident in which a Rice student was pulled from a classroom (“Student criticizes Rice Police after being removed from class,” Feb. 17), then I feel obligated to support the Rice police.

I’m not doing this because fear for my safety is coercing me to relinquish my Constitutional rights.

I think our right to be protected against unreasonable search and seizure is sacrosanct, and I disagree with anyone who feels we should give up our rights in these troubled times to ensure our safety.

I’m doing this because I feel that the manner in which the officer responded was proper and I can imagine only minor changes.

I echo the praise given by some senior administrators that Rice hasn’t “racialized” the issue. I would hope that if the description included a Caucasian suspect instead of an African-American one that I too would be under scrutiny and would receive similar treatment (although I think a 6 foot 6 inch tall boisterous overweight bearded male would make a terrible thief). I recognize that Rice has a terrible history of discrimination, and I do not wish to see that resurface. If Mr. Callahan was treated differently because of his skin color I too would be outraged, but it does not appear to be the case here.

I’d like to discuss the other half of this incident; a Rice University Police officer entered a classroom after seeing an individual who, for all intents and purposes fit the description of a thief, and removed him temporarily for questioning. Immediately after being identified as someone other than the robber, the student was released.

Should the officer have entered the classroom and removed the student? Should the student have been put in front of a make-shift lineup before an eyewitness? Should the student have been a suspect in the first place? Yes, and no.

How was the officer to have known that the individual in question was a student? A smart thief would pretend to be a student in order to blend in and avoid attention. He or she might have ducked into a lecture immediately after the theft in order to evade capture. I don’t know that I would have pointed out an unusual individual sitting in the classroom with a backpack on. I don’t know that I could have if I wanted to.

So, the officer could not have known whether or not he was a student. She could have radioed dispatch to request that an administrator remove the student from class for questioning, but that presupposes that he was a student. If he had indeed been a thief, it is possible he could have been armed or dangerous, and RUPD is here for just such occurrences. I would not want to put an untrained individual in close proximity to someone like that if we could avoid it.

She could have, after removing the suspect from class, taken him back to the Police Department across campus for questioning, handcuffed and in the back of an RUPD squad car. They could have searched him and found that he was not carrying the stolen goods. Instead, the officer chose the quickest, most expedient route. The eyewitness was brought forward and was able to tell the officers that the student was not the suspect in question. The student was released in under five minutes to return to class.

So in the end, the worst outcome from this whole situation was that our classmate was humiliated in front of his friends and his professor. For that, I am deeply sorry. I would like to apologize to Mr. Callahan for his misfortune. It is sad that theft has increased wildly on campus, and I’m sorry that the suspect’s description was so broad that it included him. Additionally, it’s possible that the officer could have been more polite in singling out Mr. Callahan instead of gesturing towards the students. I am not sorry, however, that Rice’s finest did the job to the best of their abilities. They acted in the best interests of the community, and with due deference to the suspect involved.

Posted by Jack Tue, 21 Feb 2006 02:02:00 GMT


RiceGrad.com's Demise

Always exciting to hear bad news at the end of your day.

Jack, Lisa, and Stephanie,

I was out of the office Friday but had a message from Joe Davidson in the General Counsel’s Office regarding the use of the academic seal on your grad announcements. I sent him your website and explained your situation. Unfortunately, there is a contractual agreement with the Bookstore regarding graduation announcements and in fact, Joe said you would need to cease the selling of the announcements (since ‘Rice University’ is also trademarked) you have created.

Sorry, I know this was not the response you were hoping for.

Jeff

Jeff is a great guy. He’s helped us out, did a bit of digging for us, and offered advice. I don’t mean this as a diatribe against him, but my favorite part is his signature.

Rice University is consistently ranked one of America’s best teaching and research universities.

It is distinguished by its size, selectivity, resources, residential college system, and collaborative culture.

Collaborative my tukus. It’s highly compartmentalized, segmented, and adversarial. Student organizations fight with each other and with the Administration. The Administration fights with the Faculty. The Faculty fight amongst themselves. Nobody likes the Thresher, and the Thresher bashes everyone.

I have enjoyed my time here and I cannot imagine having gone to any other university, but I will not be recommending to anyone that they attend Rice for at least another 10 years. See me in a decade, folks.

Posted by Jack Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:52:00 GMT