The Fresh Prince of Pennsylvania Avenue
Lifted unceremoniously from such Internet back alleys as 4chan and Something Awful, found on Reddit today.
Now this is a story all about how
I ascended to the seat of power
If you’ll listen for a minute
Hear what I say
I’ll tell you how I became President of the U. S. of A.In west Honolulu, born and raised
In Jakarta, where I spent most of my days
Chillin’ out in Chi-Town relaxin’ all cool
Organizing communities like I was a fool
When a couple of guys
With a disdain for peace
Started making trouble in the Middle East
They started two little wars and we all got scared
The people said “We need a president who isn’t mentally impaired!”I ran a perfect race, turned red states blue
Swept electoral votes, added Rham to my crew
With a mandate for change and Constitution in hand
I’ll dance on the Colonnade singing, “Yes we can!”I got to the White House about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the Bushes “Yo holmes, smell ya later!”
Looked at my office
There were no corners there
Sitting at the Resolute Desk, signing universal health care